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beckyliz

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  1. That is too funny. And having had 2 children and being employed in Corrections (PRISONS). I fully understand.
  2. funny and yet very profound,
  3. This elderly man and his wife went to the doctor because they were having trouble with their sex life. So the man said to the doctor, "I don't know what's going on, sometimes when we make love I get all hot and sweaty and the next time we make love I get all cold and clammy" The doctor asked the man to step out into the waiting room while he talked to his wife alone. So the doctor asked the wife what was going on? The wife answered, "My husband makes love to me 2 times a year, once in June and again in January":bcb_grin
  4. A clown quit the Barnum & Bailey Circus and decided to join the Alaska Circus Troupe. On his first day there while he was watching the two polar bears, Petey and Pikey practice their act, he fell into the ring and was promtly eaten. Afterwards, Petey said to Pikey, " Do you taste something funny?":bcb_grin
  5. Toooo cute, you have some of the best jokes:bcb_grin
  6. beckyliz

    Pee-ooo

    Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? - - - -Because then it would be a foot:bcb_grin: bbCode: (Message Boards code, FertilityFriend.com's boards, phpBB based boards, Invision Power Board, vBulletin...)
  7. that is entirely too cute
  8. Funny, I've been noticing the same things too:bcb_bigsm
  9. Coming from NJ and working for the government, that's definitely true
  10. Very witty and very funny. SW - 263 CW - 224.5 GW - 160
  11. A man goes in to a bar and says to the bartender "quick, give me 5 shots and 5 beers". So the bartender quickly pours the man 5 shots and 5 beers. The man downs them as soon as the bartender pours them and then says, "give me another 5 shots and 5 beers". As the bartender begins to pour them, he says, "I hope you don't mind me asking, but what is wrong?" The man says "well you'd need these drinks too if you had what I have". So the bartender asks, "What do you have?" The man answers, "No money". SW-263 LBS CW- 223 LBS GW - 160 LBS Joined WW 2004 Left 2006 Rejoined WW 5/2007
  12. That Was Toooo Cuuuute
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