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  1. FIRST DEGREE A married couple was asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The very blonde wife picked up the phone, listened a moment, and said 'How should I know, that's 200 miles from here!' and hung up. The husband said, 'Who was that?' The wife answered, 'I don't know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.' SECOND DEGREE Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, 'Hmm, this person looks familiar.' The second blonde says, 'Here, let me see!' So, the first blonde hands her the compact. The second blonde looks in the mirror and says, 'You dummy, it's me!' THIRD DEGREE A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, 'No, honey, don't do it!!!' The blonde replies, 'Shut up, you're next !' FOURTH DEGREE A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me... I know 'em all.' A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?' The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy. Its W.' FIFTH DEGREE Q: What did the blonde ask her doctor when he told her she was pregnant? A: 'Is it mine?' SIXTH DEGREE Bambi, a blonde in her fourth year as a UCLA Freshman, sat in her U.S. Government class. The professor asked Bambi if she knew what Roe vs. Wade was about. Bambi pondered the question; then, finally, said, 'That was the decision George Washington had to make before he crossed the Delaware .' SEVENTH DEGREE Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby, was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, 'I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND COP!' EIGHTH DEGREE A DUMB BLONDE IN TEXAS ASKED HER FRIEND WHICH WAS CLOSER, THE
  2. Thanks for posting this Sue C. I LOVE pineapple but do you have any idea of the points?
  3. Nothing but Fiber One Honey Clusters for me!
  4. Steph, Here is a potato soup recipe that my family loves. Potato Soup 1 cup = 1 point 1 bag of Ore Ida Obrien potatoes (I like to use hashbrowns) 2 cans chicken broth 1 can water Put this all in a pot. 2 packets Country Gravy Mix 1 can water Mix until blended and add to the pot. Cook until the potatoes are done and the soup is thick. You can sprinkle bacon bits and cheese on top but be sure to count the extra points. This is usually better the next day.
  5. Kimberly, Any idea of the points for this one? I love anything that I can make in the crockpot. Thanks for sharing these wonderful sounding recipes.
  6. If I just lost one pound per week, then by: *Valentine’s Day (2/14/09) I would be 6 pounds lighter. *St. Patrick’s Day (3/17/09) would find me 10 pounds lighter. *Easter Sunday (4/12/09) my new dress/pants would fit my body with 14 pounds less weight. *Mother’s Day (5/10/09) my children would pound that their Mom had lost 18 pounds. *Memorial Day (5/25/09) I would boast of losing 20 pounds. *Father’s Day (6/21/09) my family would notice that I was 24 pounds lighter. *July 4th (7/4/09) would have me independent of 26 unwanted pounds. *Labor Day (9/7/09) I would realize it was not much labor to lose those 35 pounds. *Halloween (10/31/09) I would dress up in my costume and look fabulous weighing 43 pounds less. *Thanksgiving (11/26/09) I would be giving thanks for my weight loss of 47 pounds. *New Year’s Eve (12/31/09) yes, I would have reached my goal of one pound per week and weigh 52 pounds less!!!!! What an easy way to focus on losing weight. One pound per week is NOT extreme. I could easily LOSE it or GAIN it. It’s all up to ME!!!
  7. Bunkaroo

    Kashi Cookie

    My cookie came in the mail today and it was WONDERFUL. I will now buy an entire box of them. They were awesome! Mine was the dark chocolate and oatmeal also.
  8. I only buy Weight Watchers yogurt. I love the key lime pie and boston cream pie. I usually add a little dab of ff cool whip to mine and it really makes it smooth tasting. If you do find others that are only 1 point, I would love to try them too.
  9. Thanks for the site. I know have a visual instead of just numbers in a book!
  10. Munka213, I just sent you a PM.
  11. That recipe sounds so familiar. I will look in my old WW stuff and see what I can find.
  12. ........and just how did THAT make you feel?????? Congratulations on a GREAT job!
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