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  1. I came on BCB today for the recipe Sour Cream Salsa Chicken. Lol, it's still as good as I remember. Although I haven't been here for about 10+ years, I remember you Cybergranny!
  2. Where are you going, Carol?
  3. Oh my word, Lynn! That's a whole lot of APs!
  4. Reunions: A group of 40 year old buddies discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed upon that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the waitress's there have low cut blouses and very young. 10 years later, at 50 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the food there is very good and the wine selection is good also. 10 years later at 60 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they can eat there in peace and quiet and the restaurant had a beautiful view of the ocean. 10 years later, at 70 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because the restaurant is wheel chair accessible and they even have an elevator. 10 years later, at 80 years of age, the group once again discuss and discuss where they should meet for dinner. Finally it is agreed that they should meet at the Ocean View restaurant because they have never been there before. :bcb_grin
  5. rofl, oh Emma Jean! Lol, I'm soooo sorry!
  6. [color=#000080][b][size=3]It's okay to disappoint people![/size][/b] [/color] Oh geez! This is so tough for GRITS (Girls Raised In The South), especially the 'girls' of my age. It's going to be difficult, but I'll master it!
  7. yep, pg 19 The Thinking Differences Chart My book is highlighted, filled in and covered with post-it notes. Guess I need a refresher course.
  8. Men's Age as Determined by a Trip to Home Depot You are in the middle of some kind of project around the house.. mowing the lawn, putting a new fence in, painting the living room, or whatever. You are hot and sweaty, covered in dirt or paint.. You have your old work clothes on. You know the outfit - shorts with the hole in crotch, old T-shirt with a stain from who knows what, and an old pair of tennis shoes. Right in the middle of this great home improvement project you realize you need to run to Home Depot to get something to help complete the job. Depending on your age you might do the following: In your 20's: Stop what you are doing. Shave, take a shower, blow dry your hair, brush your teeth, floss, and put on clean clothes. Check yourself in the mirror and flex. Add a dab of your favourite cologne because you never know, you just might meet some hot chick while standing in the checkout lane. And you went to school with the pretty girl running the register. In your 30's: Stop what you are doing, put on clean shorts and shirt. Change shoes. You married the hot chick so no need for much else. Wash your hands and comb your hair. Check yourself in the mirror. Still got it. Add a shot of your favourite cologne to cover the smell. The cute girl running the register is the kid sister to someone you went to school with. In your 40's: Stop what you are doing. Put on a sweatshirt that is long enough to cover the hole in the crotch of your shorts. Put on different shoes and a hat. Wash your hands. Your bottle of Brute Cologne is almost empty so you don't want to waste any of it on a trip to Home Depot. Check yourself in the mirror and do more sucking in than flexing. The spicy young thing running the register is your daughter's age and you feel weird thinking she is spicy. In your 50's: Stop what you are doing. Put a hat on, wipe the dirt off your hands onto your shirt. Change shoes because you don't want to get dog doo-doo in your new sports car. Check yourself in the mirror and you swear not to wear that shirt anymore because it makes you look fat The Cutie running the register smiles when she sees you coming and you think you still have it. Then you remember the hat you have on is from Buddy's Bait & Beer Bar and it says, 'I Got Worms.' In your 60's: Stop what you are doing. No need for a hat anymore. Hose the dog doo-doo off your shoes. The mirror was shattered when you were in your 50's. You hope you have underwear on so nothing hangs out the hole in your pants. The girl running the register may be cute, but you don't have your glasses on so you are not sure. In your 70's: Stop what you are doing. Wait to go to Home Depot until the drug store has your prescriptions ready, too. Don't even notice the dog doo-doo on your shoes. The young thing at the register smiles at you because you remind her of her grandfather. In your 80's: Stop what you are doing. Start again. Then stop again. Now you remember you needed to go to Home Depot. Go to Wal Mart instead and wander around trying to think what it is you are looking for. Fart out loud and you think someone called out your name. You went to school with the old lady who greeted you at the front door.
  9. Bridget, that sounds like an absolutely perfect evening! Great job handling the dinner. I bet you had a ball when people didn't recognize you, what a coup!
  10. Lynn - thanks for the reminder. I need to gather some clothes for the Kidney Foundation pick up on Monday. That will be a good project while Dh is watching football on Sunday. Judy - I have to travel to see my DGKs, too. I love to see them but since they are 4 and 3, I get worn out so as sad as I am to leave, it's always good to get home again. Darnit, I had wanted to go to a craft fair or somewhere fun today but DH has made plans to have a friend help him clean gutters and fix a spot on our roof. Hopefully next weekend will be as beautiful as today. Have a great day!
  11. Lol Lynn! I just tell myself that we have a poltergeist that hides things. It certainly can't be my old brain!
  12. Lol! (sorry, sounds like me) Did you hide them before you left? ...... maybe the freezer? In a pocket?
  13. keen-wha I need to give it a try again. The first time I tried it, I didn't care for it but I honestly don't know if I rinsed it or not. I don't remember being told to do that.
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